Recipe for Individuality
Topic: Recipes
First of all, to be an individual you can’t conform to normal social standards. This means you have to dress up as weirdly as possible, while still maintaining some form of aestheticism to it. You can’t dress weird-ugly, otherwise you’ll be rejected by other individuals, but you can’t dress perfectly, because being perfect is being conformist. If it’s overly done, it’s okay, as long as other individuals are wearing this, too. Please remember this because otherwise, you won’t be a true individual.
Secondly, you have to voice your opinions as loudly as you possibly can; make sure everyone hears them. Even if you have nothing to say, keep mooing and quacking, you’ll come up with something eventually. Individuals always have an opinion and it’s always right. That’s why every individual always has the same opinion.
You can never be alone, that’s another thing. I mean, what’s the fun in being an individual all by yourself? Individuals need other unique individuals so that they’re always on the same page about what to wear and what to say. If possible, always travel in the same little groups so that everything stays as individually unique as possible.
It’s better if you just spend all your time in stores like Hot Topic developing your individuality so that you can see how other individuals interact. While you’re there, you can always go above and beyond the call of duty and buy that unique little t-shirt that all the individuals are wearing now (it doesn’t matter if you‘re not really into it, as long as you wear it, other individuals won‘t question you).
Oh, did you notice that girl you passed on your way to Trendz? I’m talking about the one who was wearing simple jeans with a simple black tee and her nose obnoxiously stuck in a book. She’s obviously not an individual. Her hair, though dyed, is one color (conformist), she’s all alone (loser), and she’s not reading anything concerning vampires in love (that’s what the individuals are reading). I’m talking about myself.
See, I know who I am. I know that I don’t have to wear certain types of clothes to make me an individual. I don’t have to voice my opinion if I don’t want to, or even better, I can choose not to have an opinion at all. I can relish alone time without being lonely or awkward and I can read whatever I want to. You individuals say you have the same privileges, but I know better. So if this is what it takes to be an individual, I’d rather be myself.